If yesterday was "Talk Live a Pirate Day", today must be "Don't wash your hands when you go to the bathroom day". I've already seen three dudes leave the restroom with urine hands and its only 10 AM. The funny thing is they'll glance at me on the way out. I can imagine what's going in their head..
"Look at this kid in his casual clothes. He's probably a nobody. Probably won't wash his anyways. I don't know him and there's no way the word will get out that I don't wash my hands."
Well your wrong Mr. curly, blonde hair Scandinavian dude. Now the whole interwebs knows about your urine hands. Better think next time!
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