Thanks goodness its the weekend

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TGI (fri|s[au][tn][u]?[r]?)day

New Content for WoW...great :P

While Eliah from WoW Insider can't wait for the next patch, there is no sense of urgency here. I'm in the middle of leveling my second character which I started in November. While I do take pleasure in leveling, I have more fun in endgame. My first main dinged 60 pre Burning Crusade and had a good six months of end game raiding. After that Burning Crusade debuted and I lost interest while running the leveling treadmill back to 70. Last November I returned to WoW when a friend started playing and rerolled Horde on a new server. Thank goodness 20-60 has been greatly speed up, but there is still the obvious 60-70 grind ahead of me. Now I'm coming to the realization that when I finally do reach 70 (sometime this summer) Lich King will nearly be upon us. That means 10 more levels... Woo Hoo. So at the time being-  I'm 44 which would mean I have 26 levels to endgame, but its starting to look more like 36. Now Sunwell Plateau I'd love to see, but I'm not high level enough to appreciate the new content yet. All I know is the sooner the 2.4 is released the closer they are to releasing Lich King. So the dangling carrot game goes on as I push forward. When will I reach engame?  Who knows.

 

Retro Servers anyone?

Today is brought to you by the number 6

6 is how many of my butts it would take up to fill the whole cushion of my office chair.

 

Pictoral representation:

 

 

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more RSS wikipedia

As a follow up to my old post, I recently noticed you'll only see comments of the changes, not the full description of comments in the rss feed. This means if whoever made the change doesn't explicitly state what he changed in the comments your left guessing of the edit. I'll look more into this when I get more time.

If the shirt fits buy it

For years I've dreaded clothes shopping. One reason is nothing ever fits my jokey-esqe statue. Picking up shirts and pants excitedly and then trying them on only to be disappointed was the norm. Now the things are different. Now I shop in ...

 

(drumroll)

 

The Boys Section. There are two big advanatages here. First I find clothes that actually fit and secondly I can pay a fraction of the price for them. However there are downsides. The only people in the boys section are usually 10 year old boys and their moms.The other big problem is the boy's section of a deparment store is usually on a whole other floor then the men's section. This presents a difficulty when finding a fitting room. You either have to haul your clothes downstairs on the escalator or enter a fitting room decorated with clown and sailboat paintings. After surviving the fitting session your faced with the cashier. I feel awkward buying kids clothes, so its nice to have another person with you when you approach the register. I usually say something like "How long till Brian will outgrow these pants?". Anything that hints that the clothes aren't for you. What I don't recommend is bribing kids to come to the register with you. Especially children you run into the kids dressing room. If the parents catch view your intentions may appear less than innocent.

 

Overall the experience is not easy, but you'll be celebrating as you leave the store with clothes that fit at bargain prices.

RSS + Wikipedia Change History = :)

I'm sure most people by now are familiar with Wikipedia. If you don't then your probably over 40 or live in a third world country. What you might NOT know is about the Change History (tab in top right corner). When you click this you'll see a list of recent changes. Highlight two adjacent versions and click 'Compare' and you see the differences. Why is this so great? Well its a good way to keep track of items your interested in. Now I knew about Wikipedia and Change History for some time, but I didn't know is... its syndicated. WooHoo! Sooo just subscribe with you favorite news reader to the the Change History (RSS link is in the bottom left hand corner) and voila you have your own custom news generated from Wikipedia changes.

Here's an example.  I have an interest in knowing when Xbox Live releases new arcade games. Because Microsoft does not syndicate this info.. at least as far as I'm aware. I found a wiki entry for a list of released arcade titles. Now after subscribing to the change history feed. I'm notifed every time there is a change to the article. This keeps me up to date of new releases and I don't have to check the page every day. Its Magic. Web 2.0 FTW.

 

lame winter

I'm BACK. I finally pulled my head out of my Azeroth and tried to blog again. So far the winter has been very disappointing as my area has received no snow at all. I LOVE cross country skiing and look forward to snow all year so this has been very painful . To make matters worse sites like weather.com TEASE us and tell us snow is on the way for the10 day forecast, however it nevers comes. I"m certain its all part of a consipiracy to hide the fact of global warming. They think.. "as long as they think there's a chance of snow, they'll assume its a ordinary winter". Well no its not. This is a weak winter. So weak a winter I challenge  it to a fight. So bring it "WINTER"*! The battle is on.

 

 

(*keep in mind im talking about the lame central NJ winter, not the crazy martial arts winter that kicked the crap out of China)

finger slams mouse button
mouse signals computer
computer signals automatic pistol firing mechanism
firing mechanism pulls gun trigger
trigger releases bullet
bullet passes through forehead...

The decline of good conversation

Is it possible that American values such as free choice maybe hurting us? I would argue yes. Think about the last ten years. How many new cable channels do you now have? How many new video game systems have been invented? How many extreme sports have been invented? This appears to be positive, because we all know that diversity is good right? Now think of how many friends you have now compared to how many friends you had ten years ago.  Most likely the number of friends you have will not have varied, unless your a politician or won the lottery (in both cases they're probably not "real" friends).  So with the number of friends staying constant but the number of hobbies and interests increasing rapidly we are as a society becoming more individualistic. The problem lies in the inherent need for us to be understood by our peers. As we become more individualistic the chances we share the same interests as our close friends decreases. Consequently we feel isolated and depressed or we turn to new mediums such as the internet for our basic needs. Here's an example of a not so uncommon lunch conversation...

Dave: Didn't anyone see the new episode of Gray's Anatomy last night?
Daryl: No I was watching Major League Soccer.
Dave: Well you missed a good one. Sophia contracted Cancer. It was heartwrenching.
Frank: Sounds.... interesting! *stifling yawn*
Dave: Next week she is starting chemo and we find out if Brad is going to leave her.
Frank: I see.
Frank: Hey did anyone play new Grand Theft Auto game yet? I spent all last night playing.
Bill: Sorry I was at karate practice.
Ted: No I'm busy watching the Battlestar Galatica season three on DVD.

Unfortuntately it doesn't appear that we'll be having less choices anytime soon. So it might be best to take a rain check next time your invited to a group lunch. The new book by Steven Pinker may prove a more stimulating alternative.

Colorado Day Two and Three - Hiking, Hiking and more Hiking

Sunday, our first full day in Colorado, we left early in the morning for Rocky Mountain State Park. We decided to do some light hiking (no mountains) so we did a 6 -7 mile loop from the Bear Lake Trail head. The trail head starts around 9000 feet and the highest part is a little over 10,000. This might not be that bad if you weren't staying at sea level the day before. With in the first five minute my chest was tightening up and I felt a shortness of breath. Luckily after a few minutes later the altitude sickness symptoms disappeared and I felt pretty good. Here's a picture of me in front of Emerald Lake with the Rockies in the background.



Monday morning we left at dawn to climb Flattop Mtn. The trail starts at the Bear Lake trail head and climbs 2,800 feet in about 4.5 miles. My biggest fear going into the hike was that we still hadn't fully acclimatized. The first 3 miles went fairly well, then came the big surprise. At around 11,000 feet we left the treeline and the winds picked up. With temperature in the 30's and very high winds made the uphill climb even more difficult. The top of the mountains were covered in snow and ice which was intimidating because Carol and I don't usually climb mountains. Nevertheless we made it in around four hours. Here's a pic from the summit.

Colorado Day One

We're finally here! After months of waiting, I'm now in Estes Park at the end of day one of our Colorado trip. It felt like we traveled most of the day. We left Old Bridge before 6AM and drove to Northern NJ to Carol's Mom's. She gave us a ride to Newark so we could catch our flight which departed at 9AM. At the airport we ran into our first "hiccup". I had agreed to take the laptop bag as a carry on and Carol said she was going to take our hiking backpack. Only problem was we didn't think to go through the backpack until were standing in line at the security checkpoint. So I going digging around there to check to make sure we have no liquids or chapsticks or anything like that and what do I find but my large knife! NO! It was a wedding present that I hated to get rid of but we had already checked our main bags so I had to deposit it in the trashcan before we got to the checkpoint. Sad .. sad..sad that was a good knife. Anyway after that we found out as soon as we boarded the plane that we were delayed a half hour for take off because of the fog. Thanks for telling us after were sitting on a hot plane with no AC.

We arrived in Denver a little after noon. After picking up our backage we picked up our rental car and then it was off to Estes Park. The first thing I noticed driving was how dry the landscape was. I had recalled while looking at houses online that green lawns were scarce, and after seeing the landscape it was no surpise. For the beginning of the drive the terrain was pretty flat but as we approached the rockies we saw more hills and large rock formations.

We stopped for a late lunch at Perkins in Longmont and surpisingly they did not have the "Denver" omelette I usually get in NJ (the heartland was a good substitute however). We also stopped at the Longmont Walmart and picked up some snacks for hiking and lots of fluids. They had a new variety of Lay's Barbecue I was excited about so I got them to give them a try. Another hour drive through more twisty roads and large boulders we reached Estes Park.

Estes being being a sort of gateway to Rocky Mountain National Park is the largest town before your in the heart of the Rockies. Sitting at around 7000 feet compared to Longmonts 5000 was a big leap. Interesting science took place in my bag of chips during the drive to a higher elevation. I'll try to post a pic later. At the center of Estes is a big lake that is surrounded by hills. On top the hill leading to the Rocky Mountains sits the Stanley Hotely. The Stanley some of you may recall was the inspiration for Stephen King's the shining. Well unfortuately its 2007 and the "Shining" Hotel is now eclipsed by a McDonalds from the center of town.



We checked into our cheap hotel and unpacked then headed towards the visitor center to pick up some maps. There we learned about the wild elk that liked to roam around town. The Visitor Center lady was super nice and told us that now was one of the best times to see the elk, and if we hiked around the north part of the lake we might catch a glimps. Sure enough after about a quarter mile there was a field FILLED with elk. We start taking pictures from afar but eventually got a little closer. My wife, much braver than I, walked within a few yards to get some great pictures I plan to upload soon. I loyally obeyed the signs that read DO NOT APPROACH THE ELK. I also wanted to make sure I was safe so in the event of any catastrophe I could tell everyone a great story of how my wife was run through by a huge elk.

We ended up at the Estes Park Brewery and unwinded with some specialty brews and a great plate of nachos. Now its time for some much needed sleep. Tomorrow we will being to tackle RMNP.

How about a side order of STFU you impatient SOB

I've been extra angry lately. It seems like the older I get the more pet peeves develop. We went to Boston Market for lunch today. We hadn't been there for a while, so they had changed their menu around. I assumed the usual "still deciding" position about five feet from the counter and even put on the confused look. But of course someone thought I looked like I need help. Well "usually" I politely respond "I'm still looking, thank you". However from past experiences this is usually acknowledged by the attendant going back to the kitchen and talking to other employees for a couple minutes. Then I end up waiting till the person gets back. So with anger flaring up, I say "Yeah, I"m ready.". Then after he asks me what I want I just stare at the food for a minute, then the menu for a minute and then back to the food. Eventually I say "I'd like..." then pause and look confused again. Of course I already made up my mind two or three minutes ago, I'm just making this captive employee suffer as long as I can.

I mean seriously who walks into a restaurant knowing what they want and stops five feet from the counter and stares at the menu. I can SEE the counter. I will PROCEED to the counter when I have decided what I am ordering and no sooner. I need no dialogue. My decision on what to eat is a two way communication between myself and my stomach. There is no third person involved. "Can I help you." No, Absolutely not you cannot help me unless you can read minds and then tell me what I'm about to order. If you are a mind reader I highly doubt your working for minimum wage in the food service industry.

Couple Abandoned Baby So They Could Party

A Glendale, Wisconsin couple are in the news after leaving their 14 month old baby home alone while they went out partying. Who's to blame? Partying, of course. This highly addictive activity encourage mature adults to intake unhealthy fluids until they behave like children. "Parties" involve more than one person and often revolve around alcohol. They are often scheduled in the evening and sometimes last until early the next day. Often the sources for more violent crimes such as date rape, drunk driving and physical altercations, parties have become commonplace among today's youngsters.

Halo 3 is here!

Who else drove to work this morning humming the Halo 3 theme? The day is finally upon us. I picked up my Xbox 360 last weekend, but I didn't preorder. I'm hoping they still have copies at Best Buy that I can pick up at lunch. I should get there before all the 15 years old get out of school so I do have an advantage. Here's my agenda tonight at 9pm when I plan to first play.

1. Light some candles, do some yoga, decorate the floor with rose petals to get me in the mood.
2. Load up the multiplayer with just myself. Run around explore the map and familiarize myself with the controls (I don't like jumping into the campaign without a good feeling of the controller layout).
3. Load up Campaign single player. I'm going to start multiplayer coop later in the week when one of my friends has time to play. Play an hour or so.
4. Jump on Xbox live for some multiplayer action.

Office Etiquette Part I

Today's lesson is how to click a mouse button. Surprisingly many graduate from college with computer skills but no keyboard etiquette. The secret is in a relaxed  and slightly bent index finger. As the finger goes down, you'll hear a very soft click followed by another click as you release pressure. Try this several times and note the finger never leaves the mouse button.

AVOID THE POWERCLICK!

What is the powerclick you ask? Chances are you've heard it before but are unaware. Let me start by defining a "strong click". A strong click is any left mouse click where the index finger leaves the surface of the mouse before striking the mouse button. Taking this one step further is the grandest of all office etiquette offenses the power click. A power click is a "strong click" where the index finger is lifted and extended to a straight or nearly straight position before descending loudly on the left mouse button. The result is a horrific sound that sends shivers up your cube neighbor's spine.

A mouse button sends TWO AND ONLY TWO signals to your computer. They are mouse button pushed DOWN and mouse button pushed UP. Contrary to what you might be thinking during your power clicking, the computer does not differentiate between a hard press from a soft press. The result is still the same.

There is also no need to point upwards before clicking. You are not Hank Aaron about to hit a homerun to left field. There is no audience that is going to cheer your firm mouse stroke. Save your finger the extra workout and leave it on the button.

Getting help...

Here's a list of steps you can take to cure yourself from the power click for good.

1. Start your morning off everyday by maximizing and minimizing a window with the left mouse button. Be sure to use good form. Finger should be bent and should not leave the mouse button. Note the separate clicks.
2. If you notice yourself power clicking in the middle of the day.. repeat the drill in step one.
3. Imagine your mouse is a real delicate furry creature. You don't want to hurt it. Treat it as your tiny friend.
4. Take small piece of tape and roll it into a small loop just big enough to fit your finger inside. Make sure the sticky part is on the outside. Place the tape on the left mouse button. Now when you use the mouse make sure you slide your finger in and out of the tape loop when moving the hand from keyboard to mouse. The loop will prevent the temptation of lifting your finger.

Soon to come...

I'm working on a prototype mouse that can actually sense the force of a mouse press. The Catch? Presses over a certain threshold will be ignored. Sorry power clickers. Stay tuned for Office Etiquitte 2: The Power Return.

Can't remember what your wore last week?

Maybe its time for an RFID system for your clothes. There's a good tutorial on developer.com of how to program an RFID system. The receivers are around $60 but the tags are as cheap as $1. I've contemplated installing a system in my closet where I can scan clothes as I leave for work in the morning. After scan some routine would determine when I last wore the clothes and if it was within a determined limit it would sound some type of alarm. Of course the pain in the neck part is installing RFID chips in my clothes. And its bound to accidentally trigger some shopping mall store sensors. How embarrasing would that be trying to explain to police officers that I tag my own clothes.

The real victims

You know who has it bad in United States...? German americans. I can't tell any racist jokes. I'm not black, jewish, hispanic, asian, middle eastern or anything else with amusing stereotypes. How am I supposed to be funny without offending anyone? When's the last time you heard a good bratwurst joke? Maybe thats just God's deal with us. He granted us some freedom from prejudices, but took away our ability to tell jokes. Totally unfair. I want a race transplant, my lederhosen havn't been getting many laughs lately anyway.

Don’t wash your hands when you go to the bathroom day

If yesterday was "Talk Live a Pirate Day", today must be "Don't wash your hands when you go to the bathroom day". I've already seen three dudes leave the restroom with urine hands and its only 10 AM. The funny thing is they'll glance at me on the way out. I can imagine what's going in their head..

"Look at this kid in his casual clothes. He's probably a nobody. Probably won't wash his anyways. I don't know him and there's no way the word will get out that I don't wash my hands."

Well your wrong Mr. curly, blonde hair Scandinavian dude. Now the whole interwebs knows about your urine hands. Better think next time!

Creeping Madness

Wouldn't it be easy to see our own insanity if it didn't happen so sloooooooooooooooowly.

Popcorn Lung

Thinking about some Extra Buttery Microwave Popcorn with your movie rental? Think again. You may develop "Popcorn Lung". A Denver newspaper reported 53 year old man has recently been diagnosed with a dangerous lung disease caused by the butter in microwave popcorn. This guy ate 2 to 3 bags of popcorn a day for close to decade. Doctors are reporting his lung capacity detriorated to 50%!  Judging by the picture released his lungs might not be the only problem. The yellowy complexion seems to hint at "Popcorn Face".